Excerpt:Â Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to tell which is which.Scenarios for socialized medicine: The award
Candidate Hillary Clinton was wrong, as President Hillary Clinton learned when she was named "Woman of the Year" by the insurance industry â€“ something she said would not happen after she announced her plan for universal health care.
"The new, improved version of 'Hillary Care' is the best thing to happen to us since the mandatory seat belt law," said industry spokesman Howard Bashford. "Insurance company stocks are at an all-time high, because investors expect our profits also to be at an all-time high.