Excerpt:Â Something just didn't sit well with Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden when a city of Fort Collins task force recommended white lights, as well as neutral and non-religious decorations such as "snowflakes, snowmen, snowballs, ice skates, skis, penguins, polar bears, white lights, etc," for this time of year. "Penguins? This is dangerous territory. What about those of us who were traumatized by Danny DeVito's performance as Oswald Cobblepot in 'Batman Returns?' Skis? What about the poor who can't afford to go skiing? How elitist and insensitive!" he wrote in his department's "Bulls-Eye" website column.