Excerpt:Â When Mallard Fillmore quacks, I listen. Recently Mr. Fillmore saw fit to expound on a certain female presidential candidate. This is what he had to say: Abby: â€œI think girls should be treated exactly the same as boys. â€¦ Except when they wanna be treated better, because theyâ€™re girls!â€ Boy: â€œWow, Abby, youâ€™d be a great presidential candidate!â€
When someone hints that Hillary Clinton is an intsy-wintsy bit inconsistent in her statements, she lapses into full pout mode, accusing her opponents of â€œpiling-on.â€ Or she coils up like a snake ready to attack â€” â€œWell, now the fun part starts,â€ Hillary recently warned Barack Obama of her impending offensive that never seemed to materialize.