Excerpt:Â Ah, New Yearâ€™s Eve. Remember all the fun you had looking at the past year and deciding on what you were going to do this year to make your life better? (If you can, you werenâ€™t at the party I was. We drank like it was St. Patrickâ€™s Day at the Kennedy Compound.) In many cases, the resolutions revolve around personal image and how we look to others. And who cares the most about how such things? Politicians. In looking over the current crop of candidates for President, I noticed there was a lot of work to be done. And considering I was named one of Barbara Waltersâ€™s 10 least interesting people of 2007, I know a thing or two about image. So, Iâ€™m offering some of the candidates all the help I can give them to help them stand out from the rest of the pack.