The Jolly Green Giant's Senate Testimony

Excerpt:  Sen. John KERRY: Mister Giant, you are an obscenely wealthy man. Some would even say you haven’t legitimately earned this obscene wealth of yours. How do you respond to those criticisms? Mr. Jolly Green GIANT: People have got a right to their opinions. KERRY: In fact, you live in a palatial mansion in the sky, isn’t that correct?

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