Earlier this month, the Rocky Mountain News headlined, â€œWith DNC in mind, city bans carrying urine, feces.â€ Knowing Democrats, this sort of thing was certainly going to be a problem. The report began, â€œPoo and pee dominated a public hearing... on a new law that prohibits people from carrying certain items if they intend to use them for nefarious purposes.â€ Uh, who carries those things around for non-nefarious purposes? The city council turned out to be prophetic, however. The Denver Post reports, â€œA 22-year-old Massachusetts man was arrested Monday after police saw him carrying a bottle filled with feces.â€ How he got it in the bottle remains a mystery. The University of Massachusetts student was charged with â€œinterference, disturbing the peace and possession of â€˜irritantsâ€™ in public.â€ A police spokesman explained that an â€œirritantâ€ is something that smells bad. The student, who was the first to be arrested under the new law, complained that the cops who arrested him stretched his shirt, adding, â€œI did not deserve to be arrested because Iâ€™m here to organize community and take part in a beautiful new world.â€ So in that beautiful new world, ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do with poo.