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Earlier this month, the Rocky Mountain News headlined, “With DNC in mind, city bans carrying urine, feces.” Knowing Democrats, this sort of thing was certainly going to be a problem. The report began, “Poo and pee dominated a public hearing... on a new law that prohibits people from carrying certain items if they intend to use them for nefarious purposes.” Uh, who carries those things around for non-nefarious purposes? The city council turned out to be prophetic, however. The Denver Post reports, “A 22-year-old Massachusetts man was arrested Monday after police saw him carrying a bottle filled with feces.” How he got it in the bottle remains a mystery. The University of Massachusetts student was charged with “interference, disturbing the peace and possession of ‘irritants’ in public.” A police spokesman explained that an “irritant” is something that smells bad. The student, who was the first to be arrested under the new law, complained that the cops who arrested him stretched his shirt, adding, “I did not deserve to be arrested because I’m here to organize community and take part in a beautiful new world.” So in that beautiful new world, ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do with poo.