Village Idiots: Quotes from the Swamp

PatriotPost.US, 08-41 From the Hollywood Glitterati: “A woman voting for McCain-Palin is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.” —actress Ashley Judd  “If you’re not going to vote I don’t even know what to say to you anymore. You know you have to vote.” —actor Leonardo DiCaprio

Non Compos Mentis: “You know, the one thing that really gets to me, which I don’t think many people are discussing, but to me sounds like a little bit of a contradiction is being pro-life yet being pro-hunting—unless you are assuming that animals are not alive. That’s such a huge contradiction to me on the McCain-Palin thing. It just doesn’t fit in my book.” —supermodel Mayra Veronica

Experience doesn’t help: “I’ve spent 35 years writing about America and its people and the meaning of the American promise—a promise handed down right here in this city. Our everyday citizens... have justifiably lost faith in its meaning.” —singer Bruce Springsteen, who has no idea what America means, at an Obama rally in Philadelphia

From WAY out in left field: “I’m also worried since it’s October that George Bush will do one of three things: Either find bin Laden, who’ve they’ve had somewhere for eight months waiting to bring out... at the ranch... Or, you know, let’s start a war with Iran. That’s always a possibility. And here’s the third thing and I don’t know much about the Bible and I’m not a big rapture guy but I believe George Bush is, and what better way, if your polls are so bad, than to go out by pushing the button and destroying all life on Earth?” —Hollywood producer and director Barry Sonnenfeld