Resolving Scrooge

My new year's resolutions are generally doable, but there have been exceptions: In the third grade, I resolved to write numbers until I reached a million. After a day or so, I learned just how much a million really was and decided to stop at 10,000. In the fifth grade, having been awoken to the charms of girldom, I made it a challenge to kiss every girl in my class before the year was up. After being smacked on the playground by the Girl 1 for kissing Girl 2, I decided this resolution was ill-conceived. Read More