Patriot Humor: Obama Jokes

Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A: It stands between him and the First.

Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama? A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer? A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

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