American Lindsey Graham to Forfeit Gold Medal to Barack Hussein Obama

Humor: The IOC ruled that American Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn has had to forfeit her Olympic Gold

The International Olympic Committee announced today that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama (who gladly accepts any award).

Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has.